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<div id="mp-free">the free foodclubipedia that any [[Foodclubipedian]] can edit!</div>
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<h2 id="mp-tfa-h2" class="mp-h2">OK, that's cool, but can I please see some additional Food Club-related information?</h2>
<h2 id="mp-tfa-h2" class="mp-h2">OK, that's cool, but can I please see some additional Food Club-related information?</h2>
<div id="mp-tfa" class="mp-contains-float">Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, Food Club-related or not.</div>
<div id="mp-tfa" class="mp-contains-float">Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, [[Food Club]]-related or not.</div>
<h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" class="mp-h2">Not yet, huh? Well how about now?</h2>
<h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" class="mp-h2">Not yet, huh? Well how about now?</h2>
<div id="mp-dyk" class="mp-contains-float">Sorry, still none.</div>
<div id="mp-dyk" class="mp-contains-float">OK, in the next section, I'll show you what's new on Foodclubipedia.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" class="mp-h2">... aaaaaaaaaaaaand... now?</h2>
<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" class="mp-h2">What's New on Foodclubipedia</h2>
<div id="mp-itn" class="mp-contains-float">No, not now either.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-otd-h2" class="mp-h2">Oh c'mon, Foodclubipedia!</h2>
<h2 id="mp-otd-h2" class="mp-h2">OK... but c'mon, Foodclubipedia, show me some ''real'' Food Club info!</h2>
<div id="mp-otd" class="mp-contains-float">Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.</div>
<div id="mp-otd" class="mp-contains-float">Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-other" class="mp-h2">C'mon, give me some already!</h2>
<h2 id="mp-other" class="mp-h2">C'mon, give me some already!</h2>
<div id="mp-other-content">OK: The goddess Chhinnamasta is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.</div>
<div id="mp-other-content">OK: The goddess {{wpl|Chhinnamasta}} is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.</div>
<h2 id="mp-sister" class="mp-h2">That information is not Food Club-related!</h2>
<h2 id="mp-sister" class="mp-h2">That information is not Food Club-related!</h2>
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Latest revision as of 07:22, September 19, 2022

Congratulations! You have found Foodclubipedia!

Foodclubipedia is the free foodclubipedia that any Foodclubipedian can edit!
10 articles in Foodclubipediese

Please note: Foodclubipedia is currently very much a work in progress (well, "progress" might not be exactly the best word here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯...). Right now, pretty much the only "real" thing here is a woefully incomplete and extremely bare-bones list of dates, places, and prices of Food Clubs that have been held. Hopefully that will change.

OK, that's cool, but can I please see some additional Food Club-related information?

Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, Food Club-related or not.

Not yet, huh? Well how about now?

OK, in the next section, I'll show you what's new on Foodclubipedia.

What's New on Foodclubipedia

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Latest Foodclubipedia news
  • Jul 7 '23: What's new RSS feed!: Foodclubipedia now has an RSS feed for its "What's new" stuff! You can subscribe to it via the RSS link in the main page's "What's new" section. (more inside)
  • Sep 19 '22: What's new!: What's new, you ask? What's new is new!
  • Sep 15 '22: Spiffy main page!: Foodclubipedia's main page has been spiffified! (more inside)
  • Aug 1 '22: Foodclubipedia!: Foodclubipedia is brand spanking new. It's by far the greatest foodclubipedia ever created!

OK... but c'mon, Foodclubipedia, show me some real Food Club info!

Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.

No you're not. You're clearly not.

Sez you.

Fine, fine. Now?

Nope.

C'mon, give me some already!

OK: The goddess Chhinnamasta is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.

That information is not Food Club-related!

  1. You sure about that?
  2. Also, she carries her own head around, and it too feeds on the blood spurting from her neck.

Wait, what? That's pretty hard-core.

Food Club began in 1995. At the time, it was known as Tuesday Night Fudd's Club.