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Foodclubipedia is the free foodclubipedia that any [[Foodclubipedian]] can edit!
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'''Please note:''' Foodclubipedia is currently very much a work in progress. Right now, pretty much the only "real" thing here is a [[List of Food Clubs|woefully incomplete and extremely bare-bones list of dates, places, and prices of Food Clubs that have been held]]. Hopefully that will change.
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<div id="mp-welcome"><h1>Welcome to [[Foodclubipedia]]</h1>,</div>
<div id="mp-free">the free foodclubipedia that any [[Foodclubipedian]] can edit!</div>
<div id="articlecount">[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in the Foodclubipedian language</div>
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<h2 id="mp-tfa-h2" class="mp-h2">OK, that's cool, but can I please see some additional Food Club-related information?</h2>
<div id="mp-tfa" class="mp-contains-float">Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, Food Club-related or not.</div>
<h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" class="mp-h2">Not yet, huh? Well how about now?</h2>
<div id="mp-dyk" class="mp-contains-float">Sorry, still none.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" class="mp-h2">... aaaaaaaaaaaaand... now?</h2>
<div id="mp-itn" class="mp-contains-float">No, not now either.</div>
<h2 id="mp-otd-h2" class="mp-h2">Oh c'mon, Foodclubipedia!</h2>
<div id="mp-otd" class="mp-contains-float">Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-tfl-h2" class="mp-h2">No you're not. You're clearly not.</h2>
<div id="mp-tfl" class="mp-contains-float">Sez you.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-tfp-h2" class="mp-h2">Fine, fine. Now?</h2>
<div id="mp-tfp">Nope.</div>
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<h2 id="mp-other" class="mp-h2">C'mon, give me some already!</h2>
<div id="mp-other-content">OK: The goddess Chhinnamasta is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.</div>
<h2 id="mp-sister" class="mp-h2">That information is not Food Club-related!</h2>
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# You sure about that?
# Also, she carries her own head around, and it too feeds on the blood spurting from her neck.</div>
<h2 id="mp-lang" class="mp-h2">Wait, what? That's pretty hard-core.</h2>
<div>Food Club began in 1995. At the time, it was known as Tuesday Night Fudd's Club.</div>
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Revision as of 05:42, September 15, 2022

Template:SHORTDESC:Main page of Foodclubipedia

Welcome to Foodclubipedia

,
the free foodclubipedia that any Foodclubipedian can edit!
10 articles in the Foodclubipedian language

OK, that's cool, but can I please see some additional Food Club-related information?

Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, Food Club-related or not.

Not yet, huh? Well how about now?

Sorry, still none.

... aaaaaaaaaaaaand... now?

No, not now either.

Oh c'mon, Foodclubipedia!

Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.

No you're not. You're clearly not.

Sez you.

Fine, fine. Now?

Nope.

C'mon, give me some already!

OK: The goddess Chhinnamasta is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.

That information is not Food Club-related!

  1. You sure about that?
  2. Also, she carries her own head around, and it too feeds on the blood spurting from her neck.

Wait, what? That's pretty hard-core.

Food Club began in 1995. At the time, it was known as Tuesday Night Fudd's Club.