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Revision as of 06:27, September 15, 2022
Sorry, there's no further terribly useful information here yet, Food Club-related or not.
Not yet, huh? Well how about now?
Sorry, still none.
... aaaaaaaaaaaaand... now?
No, not now either.
Oh c'mon, Foodclubipedia!
Hey, cut me some slack. I'm c'mingon as fast as I can.
No you're not. You're clearly not.
Sez you.
Fine, fine. Now?
Nope.
C'mon, give me some already!
OK: The goddess Chhinnamasta is said to have intentionally decapitated herself in order to allow her two hungry attendants to feed on the blood that spurts out of her neck.
- You sure about that?
- Also, she carries her own head around, and it too feeds on the blood spurting from her neck.
Wait, what? That's pretty hard-core.
Food Club began in 1995. At the time, it was known as Tuesday Night Fudd's Club.